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8 years 10 months ago #121 by riada
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Today at Overbrook, I took a shit on a kid with spray paint. Its about time we keelhauled those little suckers and beat them mercilessly. Nothing piss's me off more than stupid teens with ideas of vandalism. Confiscate their paint then destroy there sharpies and emo hair cuts. They cried like little bitches and ran away screaming, "I will cut Myself!"

So after that we had a good laugh and kept on exploring. We went to building three and masturbated on some old dentist chairs, to mark our territory. We then met VacantNj in the tunnels by the firehouse. He said lets crash building 30 even though its empty. When we arrived, we did some blow, and ran in circles singing motley crue and wasp, until Justin Bieber walked in and we beat him with a dildo. Surprisingly he liked it. He just kept screaming, "I need some Quaalude's!", But all he got was 8 inches up in a bad place.

After this, we headed to rockland for some more exploring. Once arriving, saw evidence of devil worshipers circlejerking and fucking being ridiculous. We then headed to the auditorium for some pictures and a game of hide and seek. Then, 2 of the psych patients starting attacking me and pat with our own flashlights! Once the patients left, Ashley25 gathered our flashlights, and Salamihead started screaming, "Someone is following us!" So we all got the fuck out of there and went to the bowling alley for game of ten pins and to take video of ourselves doing some erotic posing while bowling.

Then Pats wife called and said, "Watch out, cops are going to want to join in exploring.'" We then said, "Chuck Norris will handle those bastards, right chuck?" And out of the blue, hidinginshadows showed up unexpectedly. "Hey, that's not Chuck, but at least Hiding had a 12 gauge and 100 rounds. He started blasting away silent farts as decoys. They were very effective, they ran away crying, "My eyes, My eyes!". God, that was virulent! Then Lith and Rattlehead decided to fight like Jimmy Braddock from Cinderellaman, leading to Rattlehead getting angry with our applause he started to rant like raxor. Then, Lith the heroin continued junkie, spazed out like a patient at Letchworth. Good show, but short lived.

Now onto the topic of rattleheads herpes. It interferes with exploring because every few minutes profanities from a hippogriff interfere with our current knowledge of english. So Rosetta Stone was needed to help us understand where Rattlehead wanted to make us stick the tripod for group shots in the toilets in building 37 where the lighting was just perfect. So several hundred shots later, We decided to head to building 6 for a massive man orgy. Plans were dashed when

Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.

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8 years 7 months ago #122 by misterpat
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Today at Overbrook, I took a shit on a kid with spray paint. Its about time we keelhauled those little suckers and beat them mercilessly. Nothing piss's me off more than stupid teens with ideas of vandalism. Confiscate their paint then destroy there sharpies and emo hair cuts. They cried like little bitches and ran away screaming, "I will cut Myself!"

So after that we had a good laugh and kept on exploring. We went to building three and masturbated on some old dentist chairs, to mark our territory. We then met VacantNj in the tunnels by the firehouse. He said lets crash building 30 even though its empty. When we arrived, we did some blow, and ran in circles singing motley crue and wasp, until Justin Bieber walked in and we beat him with a dildo. Surprisingly he liked it. He just kept screaming, "I need some Quaalude's!", But all he got was 8 inches up in a bad place.

After this, we headed to rockland for some more exploring. Once arriving, saw evidence of devil worshipers circlejerking and fucking being ridiculous. We then headed to the auditorium for some pictures and a game of hide and seek. Then, 2 of the psych patients starting attacking me and pat with our own flashlights! Once the patients left, Ashley25 gathered our flashlights, and Salamihead started screaming, "Someone is following us!" So we all got the fuck out of there and went to the bowling alley for game of ten pins and to take video of ourselves doing some erotic posing while bowling.

Then Pats wife called and said, "Watch out, cops are going to want to join in exploring.'" We then said, "Chuck Norris will handle those bastards, right chuck?" And out of the blue, hidinginshadows showed up unexpectedly. "Hey, that's not Chuck, but at least Hiding had a 12 gauge and 100 rounds. He started blasting away silent farts as decoys. They were very effective, they ran away crying, "My eyes, My eyes!". God, that was virulent! Then Lith and Rattlehead decided to fight like Jimmy Braddock from Cinderellaman, leading to Rattlehead getting angry with our applause he started to rant like raxor. Then, Lith the heroin continued junkie, spazed out like a patient at Letchworth. Good show, but short lived.

Now onto the topic of rattleheads herpes. It interferes with exploring because every few minutes profanities from a hippogriff interfere with our current knowledge of english. So Rosetta Stone was needed to help us understand where Rattlehead wanted to make us stick the tripod for group shots in the toilets in building 37 where the lighting was just perfect. So several hundred shots later, We decided to head to building 6 for a massive man orgy. Plans were dashed when Riada delivered us pizza

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8 years 7 months ago #123 by riada
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Today at Overbrook, I took a shit on a kid with spray paint. Its about time we keelhauled those little suckers and beat them mercilessly. Nothing piss's me off more than stupid teens with ideas of vandalism. Confiscate their paint then destroy there sharpies and emo hair cuts. They cried like little bitches and ran away screaming, "I will cut Myself!"

So after that we had a good laugh and kept on exploring. We went to building three and masturbated on some old dentist chairs, to mark our territory. We then met VacantNj in the tunnels by the firehouse. He said lets crash building 30 even though its empty. When we arrived, we did some blow, and ran in circles singing motley crue and wasp, until Justin Bieber walked in and we beat him with a dildo. Surprisingly he liked it. He just kept screaming, "I need some Quaalude's!", But all he got was 8 inches up in a bad place.

After this, we headed to rockland for some more exploring. Once arriving, saw evidence of devil worshipers circlejerking and fucking being ridiculous. We then headed to the auditorium for some pictures and a game of hide and seek. Then, 2 of the psych patients starting attacking me and pat with our own flashlights! Once the patients left, Ashley25 gathered our flashlights, and Salamihead started screaming, "Someone is following us!" So we all got the fuck out of there and went to the bowling alley for game of ten pins and to take video of ourselves doing some erotic posing while bowling.

Then Pats wife called and said, "Watch out, cops are going to want to join in exploring.'" We then said, "Chuck Norris will handle those bastards, right chuck?" And out of the blue, hidinginshadows showed up unexpectedly. "Hey, that's not Chuck, but at least Hiding had a 12 gauge and 100 rounds. He started blasting away silent farts as decoys. They were very effective, they ran away crying, "My eyes, My eyes!". God, that was virulent! Then Lith and Rattlehead decided to fight like Jimmy Braddock from Cinderellaman, leading to Rattlehead getting angry with our applause he started to rant like raxor. Then, Lith the heroin continued junkie, spazed out like a patient at Letchworth. Good show, but short lived.

Now onto the topic of rattleheads herpes. It interferes with exploring because every few minutes profanities from a hippogriff interfere with our current knowledge of english. So Rosetta Stone was needed to help us understand where Rattlehead wanted to make us stick the tripod for group shots in the toilets in building 37 where the lighting was just perfect. So several hundred shots later, We decided to head to building 6 for a massive man orgy. Plans were dashed when Riada delivered us pizza topped with petai beans

Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.

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