World's Shortest Fairy Tale (For all you guys out there)

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15 years 4 months ago #1 by kd_

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


The end

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15 years 4 months ago #2 by almostgone

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15 years 4 months ago #3 by almostgone
Did you come up with that on your own :wave:

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15 years 4 months ago #4 by misterpat
AG, we are in the same boat. Should these be words to live by?

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15 years 4 months ago #5 by almostgone
and why am i getting married ? LOL

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15 years 4 months ago #6 by Anonymous
if you got good enough aim, you dont need to lift the toilet seat up, too much of a hassle. Just take a piece of tiolet paper and clean the dribbles when done.

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15 years 4 months ago #7 by almostgone
thanks for the words of wisdom

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