Ahkmed the Arab
14 years 10 months ago #1
by misterhat
Ahkmed the Arab was created by misterhat
Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East and he was
only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go into
de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head
down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,
peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?'
The doctor said... 'You were homesick'..
only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bocket, go into
de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head
down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,
peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?'
The doctor said... 'You were homesick'..
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