MisterPat

Fell in the lake today. Jeans, boots, wallet, keys, shirt. Was lucky not to have my cell on me at the time.

Have fun with that one! :wave:

he forgot to mention that he fell from his dock

::points and laughs obnoxiously::

It wasn't sooo bad.. Just was deep enough to give the ole twig and berries a quick dip.

in normal people height that would be around my waist and liths boobs would be floating on the surface....

MisterPat wrote: It wasn't sooo bad.. Just was deep enough to give the ole twig and berries a quick dip.

yeah...you sure you want to word it this way, tiny??

how much beer did you spill into lake hopatcanswim??

LionelTrainGuy wrote:
yeah...you sure you want to word it this way, tiny??

how much beer did you spill into lake hopatcanswim??

None! This was around noon today. Way to early for beer to be involved! If beer was involved, it would be easier to explain this, but it was just pure stupidity!

i see you decided to ingnore the first part of my post...very smart move, tiny.

LionelTrainGuy wrote: i see you decided to ingnore the first part of my post...very smart move, tiny.

I'm proud of my small package!

MisterPat wrote:
I'm proud of my small package!

OK...I'M DONE...I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE...BUT I KNOW DEMONIC WILL.

sorry but im a VAGITERIUN

demonicdreamz wrote: sorry but im a VAGITERIUN

SEE...I TOLD YOU DEMONIC WOULD TOUCH THAT ONE... :clap: :clap:

vagiterian meaning i only like girls! ... :wtf:

demonicdreamz wrote: vagiterian meaning i only like girls! ... :wtf:

YOU ARE STILL TOUCHING THAT ONE... :shh:

WOW MP you deserve a huge standing ovation for that one! How the heck did you manage to fall off the dock in the middle of the day while totally sober?? Really man did ya have your glasses off and were blind folded??

Kd_ wrote: WOW MP you deserve a huge standing ovation for that one! How the heck did you manage to fall off the dock in the middle of the day while totally sober?? Really man did ya have your glasses off and were blind folded??

the real question should be why were you wear boots, wallet, keys on our own dock?? do you wear boots on the beach too?? or were you hung over from the night before??

I remember falling down in the salmon river in Palaski, NY, with hip boots on. Took 3 guys to get me out, almost drown if it wasnt for them.

LionelTrainGuy wrote: the real question should be why were you wear boots, wallet, keys on our own dock?? do you wear boots on the beach too?? or were you hung over from the night before??

LTG, Pat was prolly just walking out on to the dock to check something out either before or after he had gone somewhere so that's why his pockets were full and boots on, and forgot how wide/long the dock was and kept on walking - LOL

I know what happened.... Pat was trying to be like Jesus and walk on water!!

Kd_ wrote: I know what happened.... Pat was trying to be like Jesus and walk on water!![/color]

umm the last time jesus walked on water ,he didnt have holes in his feet...maybe pat has a hole in his boot

break out the duct tape and try it again pat LMAO