Two Choices
15 years 6 months ago #1
by phase1
Two Choices was created by phase1
With the economy the way it is and John just getting laid off from his first job, he decided to go into service. John went to the recruiting station. He took some tests and was told by the recruiter he could go in either the Army or the Navy. John asked the recruiters advice and was told.....
If you go in the Navy, you will be OK. If you go in the Army, you have two choices.
You can go either into the infantry or the artillery. If you go in the artillery you'll be OK but if you go in the infantry you have two choices. You will either go to war or not go to war.
If you don't go to war, you'll be OK. If you go to war, you have two choices. You will either be in the front lines or the rear lines. If your in the rear lines you'll be OK. However, if your in the front lines, you have two choices.
You will either be shot or not shot. If your not shot you'll be OK. If your shot you'll have two choices. Your either going to be injured or killed.
If your injured, you'll be OK. If your killed you have two choices. Your either going to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven you'll be OK. If you go to hell you have two choices. You will either go to the paper factory or the glue factory.
If you go to the glue factory you'll be OK. If you go to the paper factory, you have two choices. You will either become newspaper or toilet paper.
If you become newspaper you'll be OK. If you become toilet paper you have two choices. Your either going to be put in the men's room or the ladies room.
If you go in the men's room you'll be OK. If you go in the ladies room you have two choices.
If you go in the Navy, you will be OK. If you go in the Army, you have two choices.
You can go either into the infantry or the artillery. If you go in the artillery you'll be OK but if you go in the infantry you have two choices. You will either go to war or not go to war.
If you don't go to war, you'll be OK. If you go to war, you have two choices. You will either be in the front lines or the rear lines. If your in the rear lines you'll be OK. However, if your in the front lines, you have two choices.
You will either be shot or not shot. If your not shot you'll be OK. If your shot you'll have two choices. Your either going to be injured or killed.
If your injured, you'll be OK. If your killed you have two choices. Your either going to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven you'll be OK. If you go to hell you have two choices. You will either go to the paper factory or the glue factory.
If you go to the glue factory you'll be OK. If you go to the paper factory, you have two choices. You will either become newspaper or toilet paper.
If you become newspaper you'll be OK. If you become toilet paper you have two choices. Your either going to be put in the men's room or the ladies room.
If you go in the men's room you'll be OK. If you go in the ladies room you have two choices.
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15 years 6 months ago #2
by lithiumbaby
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