Unusual funeral
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15 years 8 months ago #1
by demonicdreamz
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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when
He noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you but I've never seen a funeral like this.. Whose
funeral is it?'
'My wife's.' 'What happened to her? The man replied, 'My dog attacked
and killed her.' He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' The
man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?' The man replied, 'Get in line.'
He noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a
solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a
bad time to disturb you but I've never seen a funeral like this.. Whose
funeral is it?'
'My wife's.' 'What happened to her? The man replied, 'My dog attacked
and killed her.' He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' The
man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two men.
'Can I borrow the dog?' The man replied, 'Get in line.'
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