Geriatric News
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Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
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Ohioan, 94, wakes up to blimp that landed in yard
WORTHINGTON, Ohio, Sun Aug 14, 04:34 PM
A 94-year-old Ohio woman who woke up to discover that a breakaway blimp from a nearby airport had landed in her backyard said she heard a bang during stormy weather but didn't realize what happened until police knocked on her door about seven hours later.
The 128-foot-long blimp broke free of its moorings at a Columbus airport during strong winds early Sunday, then drifted to the sky, headed eastward and landed in Lillian Bernhagen's backyard in Worthington, less than two miles from Ohio State University's Don Scott airfield. No one was aboard and no injuries were reported.
The remnants of a battered blimp were draped over Bernhagen's picnic table and birdfeeders, covering half her backyard.
"I looked out the window and I said, `Wow!'" she said.
Storms had limited the options authorities had to find the blimp until it was spotted in Bernhagen's yard. The Federal Aviation Administration tried to locate it via radar, while its owners tried to see it from the ground, said state police spokesman Lt. Rudy Zupanc.
As crews dismantled and inspected the blimp Sunday morning, Bernhagen snapped photos to share with relatives and talked about the surprise that forced her to miss her church service.
"It really is quite an occasion to have a blimp land in your yard," she said.
Bernhagen said it appeared the blimp, which was removed by mid-afternoon, had toppled a small tree and slightly bent a corner awning along her roof but didn't do any major damage to her home.
"I didn't expect to see one on the ground," she said. "I've only ever seen one in the air."
The blimp advertises Hangar 1 Vodka and is on a tour of about 20 cities under the direction of an Orlando, Fla.-based airship advertiser called The Lightship Group, said Toby Page, the group's marketing director. The blimp won't make its next planned stop in Detroit on Thursday.
"TLG will investigate what happened, but at this time there's nothing to indicate that it was anything more than a freak thunderstorm," Page said Sunday afternoon, noting he had no concerns about how the blimp was tethered at the airport.
Asked whether she might try the vodka, Bernhagen joked that she might need a drink after such a ruckus.
WORTHINGTON, Ohio, Sun Aug 14, 04:34 PM
A 94-year-old Ohio woman who woke up to discover that a breakaway blimp from a nearby airport had landed in her backyard said she heard a bang during stormy weather but didn't realize what happened until police knocked on her door about seven hours later.
The 128-foot-long blimp broke free of its moorings at a Columbus airport during strong winds early Sunday, then drifted to the sky, headed eastward and landed in Lillian Bernhagen's backyard in Worthington, less than two miles from Ohio State University's Don Scott airfield. No one was aboard and no injuries were reported.
The remnants of a battered blimp were draped over Bernhagen's picnic table and birdfeeders, covering half her backyard.
"I looked out the window and I said, `Wow!'" she said.
Storms had limited the options authorities had to find the blimp until it was spotted in Bernhagen's yard. The Federal Aviation Administration tried to locate it via radar, while its owners tried to see it from the ground, said state police spokesman Lt. Rudy Zupanc.
As crews dismantled and inspected the blimp Sunday morning, Bernhagen snapped photos to share with relatives and talked about the surprise that forced her to miss her church service.
"It really is quite an occasion to have a blimp land in your yard," she said.
Bernhagen said it appeared the blimp, which was removed by mid-afternoon, had toppled a small tree and slightly bent a corner awning along her roof but didn't do any major damage to her home.
"I didn't expect to see one on the ground," she said. "I've only ever seen one in the air."
The blimp advertises Hangar 1 Vodka and is on a tour of about 20 cities under the direction of an Orlando, Fla.-based airship advertiser called The Lightship Group, said Toby Page, the group's marketing director. The blimp won't make its next planned stop in Detroit on Thursday.
"TLG will investigate what happened, but at this time there's nothing to indicate that it was anything more than a freak thunderstorm," Page said Sunday afternoon, noting he had no concerns about how the blimp was tethered at the airport.
Asked whether she might try the vodka, Bernhagen joked that she might need a drink after such a ruckus.
Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
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13 years 2 months ago #2
by riada
Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
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It was a tough decision to make on where this post, "Something In The Burgers" or "Geriatrics", but since this guy is 65, here it is:
Pa. man charged again for putting ribs in pants
CARLISLE, Pa., Mon Aug 29, 11:13 AM
A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.
Carlisle police tell The Sentinel newspaper (bit.ly/rhCtxV) that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.
Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.
There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.
Riadas Retort: I think I know why there wasnt a listed number, I think he gave them a clever alias...Donald NOone...get it? No One... Sorry, I couldnt resist that!
Pa. man charged again for putting ribs in pants
CARLISLE, Pa., Mon Aug 29, 11:13 AM
A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.
Carlisle police tell The Sentinel newspaper (bit.ly/rhCtxV) that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.
Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.
There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.
Riadas Retort: I think I know why there wasnt a listed number, I think he gave them a clever alias...Donald NOone...get it? No One... Sorry, I couldnt resist that!
Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
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Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
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