Whats It Worth To Ya?
14 years 5 months ago #1
by riada
Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
Whats It Worth To Ya? was created by riada
Pet waste removal worker finds $58 in dog poop
ST. LOUIS, Tue Jun 15, 03:12 PM
This is why your mother says to wash your hands after handling money: A St. Louis worker found $58 - packed in dog poop. Steve Wilson works for DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal. On a recent call, he noticed money sticking out from doggie doo. Wilson wasn't sure what to do, but eventually pulled out the bills, sanitized them, placed them in a plastic zip-locked bag and returned them to the customer. It turned out to be $58.
The company said the money was torn, but the serial numbers were identifiable, which means the bills could be returned to a bank and replaced with new money.
The Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists says Wilson is the first person in his profession to find and report money in dog poop.
Riadas Retort: OMG! I dont know if I'd want it back after that! And if the owner does turn it in to the bank, I can just hear the conversation:
Customer: "I want to exchange these bills for new bills"
Teller: "May I ask why"
Customer: "Oh, they were packed in dog poop"
Teller: "Uh...I think its time for my break..." *next window sign goes up*
ST. LOUIS, Tue Jun 15, 03:12 PM
This is why your mother says to wash your hands after handling money: A St. Louis worker found $58 - packed in dog poop. Steve Wilson works for DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal. On a recent call, he noticed money sticking out from doggie doo. Wilson wasn't sure what to do, but eventually pulled out the bills, sanitized them, placed them in a plastic zip-locked bag and returned them to the customer. It turned out to be $58.
The company said the money was torn, but the serial numbers were identifiable, which means the bills could be returned to a bank and replaced with new money.
The Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists says Wilson is the first person in his profession to find and report money in dog poop.
Riadas Retort: OMG! I dont know if I'd want it back after that! And if the owner does turn it in to the bank, I can just hear the conversation:
Customer: "I want to exchange these bills for new bills"
Teller: "May I ask why"
Customer: "Oh, they were packed in dog poop"
Teller: "Uh...I think its time for my break..." *next window sign goes up*
Nor but in sleep findeth a cure for care.
Incertainty that once gave scope to dream
Of laughing enterprise and glory untold,
Is now a blackness that no stars redeem.
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