Three Word Story

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy.

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special!

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do the old switch

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do the old switch.Strange,but tasty,

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do the old switch. Strange,but tasty, I eat the

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do the old switch. Strange,but tasty, I eat the entire foot long

Today, I went to fuckin work and farted profusely on my coworkers and it smelled like dead gerbils. So the coworkers decided to beat me senseless till I lost control of my bowels. I got up and felt a sharp pain in My groin area. So i screamed, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!, call the doctor!" The doctor said, "ice your balls". I said, "why?" he said, "because, balls are swollen." I wonder how I got kicked and it hurts.

I'm driving home, balls hanging down to My knees. I pick them up, they have warts. So I'm home taking it easy, drinkin' a beer when suddenly I have no smokes and consider castration.

The next day i lick myself and find LTG kicking my ass and then licking the TV screen. I quickly dressed and headed to the closet brothel to find me a hot hooker with hairy armpits who looked like Joey Lauren Adams. After this, I went to Pathmark to buy protection from this skanky dirty meat hole. But instead I sat on my sweaty swollen balls and played with those little things. I got hungry and ate some wet dog food from the garbage from last week. It was delicious! Then I noticed my nose bleeding from to much Powdered Phororhacos Bill. I grab my big 10 inch black rubber dildo and head to The Town Square where i proceed to touch myself. Meanwhile, the 10" black rubber dildo is still lost and I'm worried it will never be recovered from the thief who stole my toy. I'm so mad! Hopefully someone will choke my chicken or perhaps will demonic do it? You never know. He's that type, that damn homo.

I look outside and its raining so i dance. Then the police stopped by to test out there new and improved cavity search program. Now my sphincter has been widened beyond repair. Now it is prolapsed. I call my pimp and say,"tighten it up!" she giggled with much enthusiasm about seeing me naked and freshly violated, causing sexual tension between us two. It was hard and i couldn't hold my bowels for much longer! My pimp stuck a cork in it, and said,"in your ass is a surprise!" Later that night, after all the canned beans were opened and eaten, I watched TV. Those Ghost Adventurers sure do SUCK! My sphincter clenching, in pain from having butt sex way to much. Should use lubricant instead of glue made for shoes! Now my pubes are glued together and it ITCHES!

The next day I woke up and forgot to remove my underwear from my sticky, smelly private parts. It was hard to peel them off my balls,but i managed to wax myself totally Brazilian style. I then discovered my left nut was mysteriously missing. Now I'm Pissed that I have only one nut. But, life goes on and I'm having an orgasm. It seems like I function fine, cause it splattered purple goo from my third eye.

So for breakfast i went to my local Hooters. The waitress suggested I cover my hairy chest with her hairy chest. What a sight! So I did. Boy did we create a scene! The local newspaper reported that we started a new spicy breakfast sandwich. It was sooo spicy even Demonic rated it X.

After breakfast I went to Walmart to buy worms. I plan on getting real kinky while fishing today. I stop home and grab my new 10" dildo, which is smaller than the fish, but it comes with a violent temper. I prep myself for anything that could possibly go wrong with the violent implement. I'm nervous that I might enjoy it less than I planned on. I drive to Rockland Psychiatric Hospital and the orderlies were chasing around a three legged dog in the cafeteria. I freak and call Misterpat while masturbating to Master Of Puppets. He said not to give chase and I'm babbling. He hangs up. Miffed I pick up an icepick and stab the worms i bought till they died. Finding that erotic, I head to the lake nearby stripping clothes as I drive slowly while singing Russian speed metal softly. Start the boat on the trailer and then it overheated really bad. Smoke billowing from everywhere! I grab my glass bong and my lighter to fix the motor McGyver style, so I got my tongue stuck in the carburetor and screamed like a little girl. Screw fishing today,I'm going bowling.

The balls are very heavy to lift without tongue properly in place. I'm going exploring with my tongue. The pin setter simply looks erotic,so i decided to deep throat a bowling pin. Then I shoved it in my lunch box so AlmostGone wouldn't be to jealous of my oral skills and ask me to drop the videos of him lost in the Pink Pussycat Theater with naked midgets, dancing around him. Then i walked to the bar,drank from boot and smelled the disgusting foot cheese I didn't clean. Then I vomited my breakfast sandwich out the window onto LithiumBaby's round,but firm mammaries. She then vomited green play dough out her nose. She bitch slapped me until comatose. Then she kicked me in the balls until i cried like an unpaid tranny prostitute. She's one bad-ass! In the meantime,Hidinginshadows is laughing at Chuck Norris while he is sucking Demonic's dick. Boy, can Chuck swallow a lot, Then he decided to reach around and grab a set of nunchucks. Lubricating them up, and inserted into my prolapsed scphinter, and it hurt! Sperm was dripping from my nose. Whatta bad day!

Time for lunch,moldy kimchee again ,which reminded me of something from that movie "Airplane". I bite into it and feel something really squishy. I look down at my lunch and see a piece of jellyfish! Seems Riada switched my lunch with some seafood special! Why would she do that to my dog food. Not sure how,or even why, she would do the old switch. Strange,but tasty, I eat the entire foot long and then grab